Archive | September 2014

Vending machine and Coke (Friday Funnies XXI)

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court ; but the custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied:

“Your Honor, when I put a coin into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?”

(an e-mail joke)

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!

The Mountain and the River

The mountain does not speak ill of the river just because it is high and mighty.

Nor does the river scorn the mountain just because it moves swiftly and gracefully.  

They both are great in their own way. 

– C.Spurgeon –