During the wedding rehearsal, the Groom-to-be took the Minister to a side and asked:
“I will pay you $100 if you change my wedding vows. When you reach the section where I promise to love honour and obey and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever’, I want you to omit that bit out.” The Minister duly accepted the 100 quids.
At the wedding ceremony itself, the Minister got to the groom’s vows and said:
“Will you promise to obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every weekend, and swear that you will never look at another woman?”
The groom was horrified. “I thought we had a deal” he hissed.
“Yes” Whispered the Minister, pressing the 100 dollar bill into the groom’s hand.
“But the bride gave me a better offer.”
(From the “The mammoth Book of Jokes”)