The above photos were taken at an animal farm in the South West region of Western Australia. Please note that none of the above animals are not native to Australia and were introduced after the colonisation.
The animals were well kept in large paddicks and were very friendly.
In response to The Daily Post’s weekly photo challenge: “Boundaries.”
During a bank robbery, the bank robber shouted:
“Do not Move! The money belongs to the Government.”
“Your life belongs to you!”
Everyone at the scene laid down quietly.
(This is a tactic referred as ‘mind changing concept’ – changing the conventional way of thinking)
During this time a woman laid on the floor provocatively – one of the robber yelled at her:
“Please be civilized! This is a robbery not a rape!”
(This is “being professional” -Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the robbers returned home with their loot,
The educated younger robber told the uneducated but experienced older robber
“ Big brother Lets count the money”
The older robber rebuked:
“You are stupid!, there is so much of notes and it will take us all night and day to count. Wait for tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we have taken from the bank”
(Experience is more important than the paper qualification!)
After the robbers left the bank manager asked the supervisor to call the Police But the supervisor said to him:
“Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
(“Swim with the tide” Converting an unfavourable situation to your advantage!)
The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month..”
(“Changing priority” – Personal Happiness is more important than your job”)
The bank manager was happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
( “Seizing the opportunity” Daring to take risks!)
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million.
So who are the real robbers here?
(Copied from an electronic mail)
Music is the language of the world!
During the wedding rehearsal, the Groom-to-be took the Minister to a side and asked:
“I will pay you $100 if you change my wedding vows. When you reach the section where I promise to love honour and obey and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever’, I want you to omit that bit out.” The Minister duly accepted the 100 quids.
At the wedding ceremony itself, the Minister got to the groom’s vows and said:
“Will you promise to obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every weekend, and swear that you will never look at another woman?”
The groom was horrified. “I thought we had a deal” he hissed.
“Yes” Whispered the Minister, pressing the 100 dollar bill into the groom’s hand.
“But the bride gave me a better offer.”
(From the “The mammoth Book of Jokes”)
Eventually everything connects – people, ideas, objects.
The quality of the connections is the quality per se.
-Charles Eames –
The above entry is in response to The Daily Post’s weekly photo challenge: “Connected.”
Is it why that the Beauty is said to be in the eye of the beholder?
In response to The Daily Post’s weekly photo challenge: “From Every Angle.”
Quotes credit to : Brainy quotes