Archive | May 2014

Another ENT Speciality

Another ENT Speciality

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Split-Second Fall (Weekly Photo Challenge)

 

Just this morning while I was scanning my Twitter account,  I came across  a photo which is suitable  for  this weeks photo challenge.

The photo has been transferred from a face book account. Be appreciative of the unknown photographer who captured this split-second -fall.

Credit  also goes to @vilambaram the Twitter account from Chennai, India.

 

https://twitter.com/vilambaram/status/472605227456004096

 

 

Split-Second Story.

AMA response to the Australian Budget ( Humour at the expense of the Treasurer)

The Australian Medical Association (AMA)  has weighed in on Treasure Joe Hockey’s proposed changes to Australia’s health services

The Allergists voted to scratch them, but the

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the

Neurologists thought he had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt he was labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the ideas short-sighted.

 Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the

Paediatricians said, “Oh, Grow up!”

The Psychiatrists thought the ideas were madness, while the

Radiologists could see right through them.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of
the whole thing.

The ENT specialists didn’t swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it.

The Pharmacists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the

 Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter…”

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the

 Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthetists thought the ideas were a gas, but the

Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out,

leaving the entire decision up to the arse holes in parliament.

– Author Unknown-

 

 

 

God Save Australia (Friday Funnies XVIII)

Currently the government in Australia is not that popular among the public after coming to power under a year ago. The government’s proposed budget-cuts are not at all accepted by the mainstream Australians.

The joke on Tony Abbot  below is circulating among the e-mail users.

Here it is  my friends…  Another Friday Special…..

 

Tony Abbott the Prime Minister of Australia asks the Queen of the United Kingdom,

“Your Majesty,how do you run such an efficient government?

Are there any tips you can give me?”

“Well,” said the Queen,

“The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Abbott then asked,

“But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?”

The Queen took a sip of champagne.

“Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle, watch”

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.

“Please send Prince Charles in here, would you?”

Prince Charles walked into the room and said,

“Yes, Mummy?”

The Queen smiled and said,

“Answer me this please Charlie.

Your mother and father have a child.

It is not your brother and it is not your sister.

Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment, Prince Charles answered

“That would be me.”

“Yes! Very good.” said the Queen.

Tony Abbott went back home to Australia.

He decided to ask Joe Hockey his Treasurer the same question.

“Joe, answer this for me will you.”

“Your mother and your father have a child.

It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister.

Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” said Hockey.

“Let me get back to you on that one.”

He went to his advisors and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.

Frustrated, Hockey went to the toilet, and found Clive Palmer the billionaire and an independent Parliamentarian there.

Joe Hockey went up to him and asked,

 

“Hey Clive, see if you can answer this question.”

“Shoot Joe.”

Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister.  Who is it?”

Clive Palmer answered,

“That’s easy, it’s me!”

Joe Hockey grinned, and said,

 

“Good answer Clive, I see it all now!”

Joe Hockey then, went back to find the Prime Minister Abbot.

“Tony, I did some research,and I have the answer to that riddle.”

“It’s Clive Palmer”

Tony Abbott got up, stomped over to Joe Hockey and angrily yelled into his face,

“No! You bloody idiot! It’s Prince Charles!”

. . . AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT’S GOING ON IN CANBERRA  THE CAPITAL OF AUSTRALIA

BLONDE JOKE (Friday Funnies XVII)

Soccer World cup is around the corner.

FIFA World Cup 2014 will be held in Brazil during June 12th– 13th July and the jokes on Soccer are coming out of the wood work!

 

Here is one in the name of BLONDE JOKE

 

A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for the teenagers.  During a session, she notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other teenagers are running around kicking a football. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

‘You ok?’ she says.

‘Yes.’ he says.

‘You can go and play with the other kids you know’ she says.

‘It’s best I stay here.’ he says.

‘Why’s that sweetie?’ says the blonde.

The boy looks at her incredulously and says:-

“Because I’m the goal keeper !!!”

 

(Appreciate the unknown owner of the joke)

Indian Elections (2014)

India has elected her new leader after many week of voting.

Prime Minister- elect  Mr. Narendra Modi has tweeted a photo with his mother  mentioning   “sought blessings from my mother”

 

 

Here is to our future : The wheels of Life (Friday Funnies XVI)

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One day I will be in one of these scooters!

With that in mind, I bought a scooter for my future:
which was easy on gas,

could zip me around town

and seems to meet my EVERY need.

 

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Remember: Senior Citizens Are Valuable!
We are more valuable than any of the younger generations.
We have silver in our hair.
We have gold in our teeth.
We have stones in our kidneys.
We have lead in our feet and,
We are loaded with natural gas!

 

Origin : Unknown