I just couldn’t resist sharing this joke during US polling day :
A man died and went to Heaven.
As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks
He asked, “What are all those clocks for?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been
on earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.”
“Oh”, said the man. “Whose clock is that?”
“That’s Mother Teresa’s”, replied St. Peter. “The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”
“Incredible”, said the man.
“And whose clock is that one?”
St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire
“Where’s Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton’s clocks?” asked the man.
St. Peter replied, “We’re using them as ceiling fans.”