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From Church to home…(Friday Funnies )

At Sunday School they were teaching how God 

Created everything, including human beings.


Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him
How Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.


Later in the week his mother noticed him lying
Down as though he were ill,


And she said, ‘Johnny, what is the matter?’ Little
Johnny responded,


‘I have pain in my side. I think I’m going to have
A wife.’