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I was impressed…..

I called an old school friend and asked what was he doing.

He replied that he is working on,

“Aqua-thermal  treatment of ceramics, Aluminum and steel under a constrained environment”.

I was impressed……

On further inquiring I  have learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water…..under his wife’s supervision.

I was astounded by his creativity  and the command of language!!!


(from one of the e-mail rounds)


Generation Gap!


Generation Gap!

Generation gap in hair styles (Via face book)

Christmas Time Again!

Once again December has arrived for yet another Christmas season. Some  do call it as a silly season. Commercially it is a busy time for the supermarkets. A supermarket in Germany  has turn the festive season with an  innovative  musical idea. Please check the  short  video below.


Supermarket in Germany

New Google Doodle! (Friday Funnies)

Some do have the witticism!!!

New Google -Doodle on Friday funnies (photo credit : Unknown Joker)

New Google -Doodle (photo credit : Unknown Joker)

(photo credit : unknown joker)

From Church to home…(Friday Funnies )

At Sunday School they were teaching how God 

Created everything, including human beings.

Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him
How Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying
Down as though he were ill,

And she said, ‘Johnny, what is the matter?’ Little
Johnny responded,

‘I have pain in my side. I think I’m going to have
A wife.’

The Silent Treatment (Friday Funnies XXIII)

A man and his wife were having domestic problems and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, ‘Please wake me at 5:00 AM ‘  and left the note where he knew that his wife  would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, ‘It is 5:00 AM . Wake up..’


(Thanks for those who shared via electronic mail)

Parking spot (Friday Funnies XIV)

Paddy had an important appointment and couldn’t find a parking spot. He was driving up and down in the car park.

Looking up to heaven he said,

‘Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up my Irish Whiskey!’ 

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, ‘Never mind, I found one.’


Laughter Is The Best Medicine


This is  my 15th post  on “Friday Funnies” .  I have read these jokes/humour  either on the Net or received on electronic mails.

Wish, I had known the authors of each post  to credit them .

Please feel free to share  the laughter.


Famous Insults…… (Friday Funnies XIII)

When insults had class….

‘He has all the virtues I dislike
and none of the vices I admire.’   — Winston Churchill

‘I have never killed a man,

but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.’
Clarence Darrow

‘He has never been known to use a word
that might send a reader to the dictionary.’
William Faulkner about Ernest Hemingway

‘I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening.
But this wasn’t it.’  — Groucho Marx

‘I didn’t attend the funeral,
but I sent a nice letter saying
I approved of it.’     — Mark Twain —

‘He has no enemies,
but is intensely disliked by his friends.’   — Oscar Wilde

‘I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play;
bring a friend…If you have one.’
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

followed by Churchill’s response:

‘Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one.’

‘I feel so miserable without you;

it’s almost like having you here.’   — Stephen Bishop

‘He is a self-made man  and worships his creator.’   — John Bright

‘I’ve just learned about his illness.

Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.’  — Irvin S. Cobb

‘He is not only dull himself;

he is the cause of dullness in others.’ — Samuel Johnson

‘He had delusions of adequacy.’ — Walter Kerr

‘Why do you sit there

looking like an envelope
without any address on it?’ — Mark Twain

‘His mother should have thrown him away  and kept the stork.

Mae West

‘Some cause happiness wherever they go;
others, whenever they go.’  — Oscar Wilde

‘Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!

 ‘Lady Astor to Winston Churchill at a Dinner Party,

Winston replied,

‘Madam, if I were your husband, I would gladly drink it!’


‘He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.’
Paul Keating – ( Former Australian Prime Minister)

Cannot fix a stupid! (Friday Funnies XI)


A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.

He figured out  that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding.

Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly,

but again the camera flashed.

Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area

again, but the traffic camera again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result..

He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this

time at a snail’s pace.

Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.

A Senior Moment!

A Senior Moment!

A Senior Moment!