CLEVER DEFINITIONS (Friday Funnies # VIII)

Witticism makes the difference. Here are some words which should be added to the Dictionary.

 

ADULT

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR

A place where women curl up and dye!

CANNIBAL

Someone who is fed up with people

CHICKENS

The only animal, human consume before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE

A body that keeps minutes and waste hours!

(If Moses had one of these Israelite would be still in Egypt!)

EGOTIST

Someone who  is usually me-deep in conversation.

INFLATION 

Cutting money in half without damaging the note.

SECRET

Something you tell to one person at a time.

TOOTHACHE

The pain that drives you to extraction.

YAWN

An honest opinion openly expressed!

WRINKLES

Something that other people have, similar to my character lines.

( Source: unknown)

 

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