The Squirrels. (Friday Funnies)

(I suppose we are closer to Friday than Monday!)


There were five houses of religion in a small town:

The Presbyterian Church,

The Baptist Church,

The Methodist Church,

The Catholic Church

and The Jewish Synagogue.


Each church and house of prayer was overrun with pesky squirrels.


The Presbyterians called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels.

After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.


In The BAPTIST CHURCH the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery which is a tank for administering baptism by immersion.

The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it.

The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many the next week.


The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creation.

So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town.

Three days later…,  the squirrels were back.


The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective solution.

They baptised the squirrels and registered them as members of the church.
Now they only see them on their weddings, children’s baptism, Christmas and Easter.



The Jewish Synagogue reverted back to old tradition.

They caught one squirrel and had a short service with him called circumcision and

…..they haven’t seen a squirrel on the property since.


(Arrived in my in- box.  Spare a thought for the original story teller)

Where does she keep it all?

Ma Yan Yan  is a Ballerina as well as a magician. You may not understand the language but  the vision is amazing. How does she do it?

The performance was at the Amazing  Chinese 2014.

Do  Not  Mess With Children! (Friday Funnies)

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, ‘Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?’

Her mother replied, ‘Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.’

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, ‘Mummy, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?’

WP Photo Challenge : Signs at The Universal Studio (Singapore)

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This entry is in response to WPC : Signs.

Night Time at Melaka (Malaysia) – WPC

Glowing Tricycles in Melaka, Malaysia- January 2014

Glowing Tricycles in Melaka, Malaysia- January 2014


photo credit : alfietjan2014




This entry is in response to the photo challenge Nighttime.

Roger Federer In India

The Tennis Ace, Roger Federer has been on a virtual tour to India.

Check out the hilarious photo shopped images of him at famous  Indian Landmarks.

He  has even tried  Bollywood dancing !

Top of the list is  ROG- Leela!


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